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Stephanie needs…

April 19, 2007

I don’t know about you, but I feel like I need some lighter fare today, after a week of tragedy and ugliness.  Here’s a fun one for you. 

For this Google game, here’s what you do: enter your name into Google followed by the word “needs,” and record your top 5 funniest results. In other words, enter “[your name] needs” If your name is John, enter “John needs” etc. You get it. Post your top fives in the comments or on your own blog.

Here are mine:

1. Stephanie needs some help. Look at those pants! Should have stayed on the sidewalk! (I’m not sure I like the turn this has taken.)

2. Stephanie needs to buy up all of their company’s stock. (Um, the company name would have been helpful here.)

3. Stephanie needs to be in a family where there are no other children or animals. (Hmmmm….)

4. Stephanie needs a committed, permanent family to meet her needs today and in the future. (Yes, I like that one – committed is good, permanent is good, too, meeting my needs is even better!)

5. Stephanie needs glasses. (Well, of all the… )

Your turn!

8 Comments leave one →
  1. Lynda permalink
    April 19, 2007 1:40 pm

    Okay Cuzzin, here’s mine:

    Lynda needs a dog. What?!?! I already have a hyperactive border collie!!

    Lynda needs a familiar routine to feel safe. Hmmmm, yeah, that’s not a bad idea.

    Lynda needs a roomie for Thursday at the Grand Nationals. I don’t think so!

    Lynda needs to feel accepted and loved as she works to overcome the many disappointments and losses she has experienced in her young life. Well…yeah!

    Lynda needs to slow down from time to time. Most definitely!

  2. Robyn permalink
    April 19, 2007 8:08 pm

    weird, very weird! You should get a laugh out of this one! 😉

    Robyn needs to contend with male teasing and often sheer paternal chauvinism and sexual harassment …(?????)

    Robyn needs help. Someone help her, please! (ok, this one I’ll go along with!)

    ROBYN NEEDS TO GET SOME! only men with beards need apply … (beards?? only if it’s one on Matthew McConnaughy!)

    “The king decides Robyn needs to be taught a lesson…” (and then it gets a bit vulgar…left the rest out!)

    Robyn needs a home. (a new home maybe?? one that comes with a fulltime maid, chef, personal assistant??)

  3. April 20, 2007 6:16 am

    That is hilarious.

    I can see the desperate crazies out there beginning to plan their lives around this one (instead of horoscopes or randomly opening their Bibles and picking a scripture. This will be their new ‘medium’). Ha!

  4. April 20, 2007 10:21 am

    Jeanie – That would be funny, wouldn’t it? I always say, “Google is my friend.” Maybe it really DOES know everything… 🙂

  5. Christine permalink
    April 20, 2007 9:47 pm

    This was cute…
    Christine needs only to cough or sneeze and she could have a brain hemorrhage (probably true!)
    Christine Who Needs Constant Attention (hmm?)
    Christine needs to know where her inventory is located at all times (yeah, ok that’s me)
    Christine needs parents who will be able to be patient, as she needs much repetition to develop. (true)

    My personal favorites outside of 5:
    Christine needs her own reality show (HA!)
    Christine needs a personal assistant. (TRUEEE!!!!)
    Christine needs a couple of quiet days just resting. (SO TRUE!)

  6. April 23, 2007 10:23 am

    Oh brother, this is scarey:

    Donna needs two hands to keep things steady (how about feet?)
    Donna needs a Party Caricature (Anything to not show my own face in public)
    Donna needs your help NOW! (how appro-poe)
    Donna needs to go. (hmmmm)
    and the number one need for Donna:
    Donna needs companionship of other female Asian elephants in a healthy environment…!!! (what are they trying to tell me…get fat and go to Asia for a vacation?)

  7. Sarah permalink
    April 26, 2007 6:01 pm

    Sarah needs a cold shower, self-esteem (in that order?)

    Sarah needs you (apparently because she’s a 30-year old virgin)

    Sarah needs to get her life back and establish herself as the person in charge (hmmm…this explains a lot)

    Sarah needs a room near Mira Mar (I could do with a trip to CA right now — rough couple weeks in VA!)

    Sarah needs to kick him in the nuts! (‘Nuff said)

    I also have a blog that tracked a number of “Sarah needs” for those who don’t want to do it themselves (perhaps there should be a “Sarah’s too lazy to do her own Internet research”)

  8. Amy permalink
    November 14, 2008 3:10 pm

    Hello, I just found your website. I am also a stepmom and would love to read your blog!

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